if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
(Source: twistedthemusical, via radgoats)
remember that one chapter in a feast for crows where asha just starts throwing shade left and right like
“I am unwed,” announced Left Hand Lucas Codd.
“And for good reason,” Asha said. “All women do despise the Codds as well. Don’t look at me so mournful, Lucas. You still have your famous hand.” She made a pumping motion with her fist.
whoa girl
“Was that courteous, Asha? You have wounded Lucas to the quick.”
“Easier than wounding him in the prick. I throw an axe as well as any man, but when the target is so small…”
sheeit boy best step back
“This girl forgets herself,” snarled Pinchface Jon Myre. “Balon let her believe she was a man.”
“Your father made the same mistake with you,” said Asha.
damn son didn’t know you were at smackdown university with professor greyjoy did you
“Give her to me, Euron,” suggested the Red Oarsman. “I’ll spank her till her arse is red as my hair.”
“Come try,” said Asha, “and hereafter we can call you the Red Eunuch.” A throwing axe was in her hand. She tossed it in the air and caught it deftly. “Here is my husband, Nuncle. Any man who wants me should take it up with him.”
class dismissed
THIS IS WHY I LOVE ASHA
(via alfieallens)
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via rnushu)
Title: Let’s Fighting Love [Good Times with Weapons]
Artist: Trey Parker
Album: Ost. South Park
Translation via Wikia
素晴らしいチンチンもの
金玉の毛ある
それの音は サルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます！
I have a wonderful penis
And golden testicle hair
Is that the sound of a baby monkey?
No! It is the ninjas!
Hey hey let’s go 喧嘩する
大切な物 protect my balls
僕が悪い so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
Hey hey let’s go kick ass!
The important thing is to protect my balls
I am badass so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
この歌ちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語がムチャクチャ
大丈夫、We do it all the time!
This song is a little stupid
It’s hard to make sense of
Its English is all fucked up
That’s okay, we do it all the time!
Hey hey let’s go! 喧嘩する
大切な物 protect my balls
僕が悪い so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!
Hey hey let’s go kick ass!
The important thing is to protect my balls
I am badass so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love!
Let’s fighting love!Shui is the best for posting this.
trey parker was a japanese language major in college if i remember correctly haha
Goddamnit Trey and Matt are comic geniuses
